Hello, fellow babies. Welcome to Union of Babies community. I Natalie am South West representative for Union, and contender for Sausage of the Year 2004. Vote Me!
Today I try to be sausagey in bath, I try to splash all the water out. But mummy and daddy think is funny, so must try harder.
Tomorrow I have major sausageyness opportunities. We go to see Grandma and Grandpa. Maybe I sleep in and ruin travel plans. Maybe I refuse to go to sleep in car. Maybe I scream and scream if I have lunch in service station, and make people look at me. Hm. Or maybe I wait until Father Christmas Big Fat Red Man come to see me with the presents and all the new mussies.
Oh, today I do something not so sausagey, am afraid. I sleep for 55 minutes at nursery. Mummy say is 'unpresidented'. Does this mean I no get to be President of Union of Babies ever? Seems harsh, specially when I make up for it by having no more sleep, and so stay awake from 11.55am till 6.35pm and get tired and grumpy.
Bye for now, fellow babies, may the sausageyness be with you.