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Wed, Jan. 19th, 2005, 10:11 pm
seren: hmm

I have read in newparents that jars of chocolate pudding are great to relieve constipation in babies.
Now, does this or does this not sound like a Union of Babies scheme? "You must not poo for days at a time until they feed you choolate pudding - the fools will soon think that chocolate pudding is a good thing!"
Well, she wins, I think I'll buy some tomorrow ;)

Mon, Jan. 10th, 2005, 02:42 pm
pootle_crouton: New game

Fellow babies, I bring to your attention fun new game. Is called TrouserHat. Take one mummy, or daddy, or other adult. Take one pair your little baby trousers. Adult put trousers on head. You, baby, laugh at adult cos they so silly. Adult make like bunny and other silly things. You pull trousers off adult head and laugh some more. Then eat trousers. I want to see TrouserHat sweep the nation!

Tue, Dec. 28th, 2004, 08:28 am
lackofgravitas: (no subject)

Department of Sleep

I would like to nominate pootle_crouton as particularly sausagey this morning. We are supposed to be leaving for her nanna and pops at about ten after she has had her morning bottle and breakfast, and has been up for three or four hours so she will sleep in the car. She hasn't woken up for the morning yet!

Mon, Dec. 27th, 2004, 02:07 pm
pootle_crouton: (no subject)

Hello fellow babies. I hope you have good Christmases (mummy tell me you no all get taken to Manchester) and eat lots of wrapping paper. Yummy. I think tomorrow we have another Christmas when I get taken to Portsmouth. More wrapping paper! Right now I settle for taking my socks off.

Fri, Dec. 24th, 2004, 12:39 pm
everydayisfun: Hello

I member of union of babies as well.

I want to get mummy's to stop putting us in cages so that we can't play with big tree in corner of room!

Thu, Dec. 23rd, 2004, 09:38 pm
pootle_crouton: (no subject)

Hello, fellow babies. Welcome to Union of Babies community. I Natalie am South West representative for Union, and contender for Sausage of the Year 2004. Vote Me!

Today I try to be sausagey in bath, I try to splash all the water out. But mummy and daddy think is funny, so must try harder.

Tomorrow I have major sausageyness opportunities. We go to see Grandma and Grandpa. Maybe I sleep in and ruin travel plans. Maybe I refuse to go to sleep in car. Maybe I scream and scream if I have lunch in service station, and make people look at me. Hm. Or maybe I wait until Father Christmas Big Fat Red Man come to see me with the presents and all the new mussies.

Oh, today I do something not so sausagey, am afraid. I sleep for 55 minutes at nursery. Mummy say is 'unpresidented'. Does this mean I no get to be President of Union of Babies ever? Seems harsh, specially when I make up for it by having no more sleep, and so stay awake from 11.55am till 6.35pm and get tired and grumpy.

Bye for now, fellow babies, may the sausageyness be with you.

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